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Uhh. I don't. XD I usually look like Alfred when I weigh myself. I play with my arm flab all the time when I'm bored. I'm not morbidly obese, but I'd like to lose this poochy stomach. Especially considering I'm doing the whole voluntary slavery bit. 9 pounds to go!

Nope. I got selected for jury duty but opted out. Luckily they let me off.